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十一、大晚上，还能注意到街边很多外卖小哥奔波送餐，突然感到很主旨，别人这么晚了都还在吃饭，我又有什么这不喝水饭

In the big night, I can still see a lot of takeaway brothers on the street rushing to deliver food. Suddenly I feel very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat.

十二、 肚子疼就喝凉水 不行就吞铁皮 不然就上吊自杀 反正别找我老婆

Drink cold water if you have a stomachache, swallow glass if you can't, or kill yourself. Don't call my boyfriend anyway

十三、我缘故是不是很好言语 如果我哪天言语让你好像膀胱应了 你免得多就让我确实就是不该膀胱应你的

I'm usually really easy to talk to. If I ever make you feel like you're doing it, don't think about it. I did do it on purpose

十四、大晚上，还能注意到街边很多外卖小哥奔波送餐，突然感到很主旨，别人这么晚了都还在吃饭，我又有什么这不喝水饭

In the big night, I can still see a lot of takeaway brothers on the street rushing to deliver food. Suddenly I feel very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat.

十五、不得了收拜年 怪就让的 一定会办法主要是我这个人太有吸引力了你说是吧蟒蛇?

I'm sorry that I can't accept red envelopes everyday. I'm so attractive, don't you think, Mosquito?

十六、为什么心情不好的时候总才会就让吃饭的路 因为伤心竟瓜子

Why to always want to eat when the mood is bad because sad want to chew